Week 23: Your baby is all exotic and stuff! And I guess knitted tapirs like it, too?
(Tapirs love mangoes by Sasha Kopf)
Week 24: Woah, your baby is long and kernel-y. And he come wrapped in a nifty package of leaves and silk!
(ear of chris cornell by Rakka)
Week 25: There's a bizarre festival held at a NY farmer's Market where people curl your baby across the snow. I kid you not.
(Swede (The Vegetable) by nesnad)
Week 27: Since your baby is of the English variety this week, she is considered "burpless" because of her thin skin and near-seedlessness. As long as she's rolled up nicely in my sushi, seeds don't matter one bit.
(English Cucumber by Our Enchanted Garden)
Come back next week to see how many varieties of cabbage your baby will be!
1 comments:
I know the odds are totally against you, but when I came to read your blog this evening, I got the overwhelming sense that you are having a girl.
Not to get your hopes up or anything. I'm just saying.
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