Suzy Q Homemaker

Apparently, I am not with it today. I set the dryer timer and just walked away. Came back later and realized I hadn't turned the dryer on.

Did you notice last night that all the news was about crime? I did! The "Crime Capsule" segment was almost half the news. Holy Full Moon, Batman!

Jamie and I yell at the television during the news because it's so badly produced that even the anchors laugh during their own stories. We swear that two of the anchorpeople are doing each other. They've even mentioned going to Karaoke together with the weatherman.

How about, when I asked Jamie about the weather the other day, he said, "Well, George (the weatherman) said..." We have welcomed the Fox News team as part of our family! They are so dear to us, yes, indeed. We have invented personalities for all of them, too, like the fact that George hates animals. We deduced this because he always has something snarky to say after an animal segment.

Also, we've started a log of all the hilarious captions that appear at the bottom of the screen. When it is complete, it will be posted. BELIEVE YOU ME.